{"title":"Cake Stand","description":"\u003cp\u003eMost of our Cake stands are over 30 years old. We have added very rude and funny quotes or graphics\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"oi-fuck-face-leave-my-cakes-alone-glass-pedestal-cake-stand","title":"\"OI, Fuck Face, Leave My Cakes Alone\" Glass Pedestal Cake Stand","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"OI, Fuck Face. Leave My Cakes Alone\" Cake Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe perfect gist for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Cake Plate with Handle is over 50 years old and has a pink and violet floral design with a silver edging all round (Some of the silver has come off, please see picture).  We have added a very rude quote in Pink or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it. Any defects will be listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe pink wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for decoration only. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund according to eBay’s policy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60199332741504,"sku":null,"price":15.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/GlassCake2.jpg?v=1792843785"},{"product_id":"out-of-all-the-cunts-in-the-room-youre-the-nicest-large-ceramic-pedestal-cake-stand","title":"‘Out of all the CUNTS in the room, You're the NICEST’ Large Ceramic Pedestal Cake Stand","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e‘Out of all the CUNTS in the room, You're the NICEST’ Large Ceramic Pedestal Cake Stand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Large Ceramic Pedestal Cake Stand is over 30 years old and has a Floral and Waffle design.  We have added a very rude quote, in Black and Pink vinyl, or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it. Any defects will be listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Black and Pink wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for \u003cu\u003edecoration only\u003c\/u\u003e. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60218955104640,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/Cak3.jpg?v=1792957807"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/collections\/GlassCake2.jpg?v=1792845569","url":"https:\/\/theperfectgifthandmade.com\/collections\/cake-stand.oembed","provider":"The Perfect Gift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}