{"title":"Side Plate","description":"\u003cp\u003eWonderful and Inspirational Side Plates\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"greedy-bastard-blue-floral-side-plate","title":"\"Greedy Bastard\" Blue Floral Side Plate","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e‘Greedy Bastard’ Side Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Side Plate is over 50 years old and has a blue floral design.  We have added a very rude quote, in Black, or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will notice some foot marks have been made from the firing process, see picture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Any marks or defects are listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe black wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl Material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for \u003cu\u003e\u003cb\u003edecoration only\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60199449690496,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/GreedyB1.jpg?v=1792848932"},{"product_id":"did-you-find-the-cat-hair-side-plate","title":"\"Did You Find The Cat Hair\" Side Plate","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e‘Did you find the Cat Hair’ Side Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Side Plate is over 30 years old and has a light green floral design on a white background with a guilt edging all round.  We have added a very rude quote, in gold, or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere is one mark on the front of the plate which occurred during firing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it. Any defects will be listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe gold wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThese items are for \u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003edecoration only\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them. Do not put in the dishwasher or microwave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cu\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/u\u003e \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60199458374016,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/CatPlate3.jpg?v=1792849425"},{"product_id":"c-u-next-tuesday-royal-albert-side-plate","title":"\"C U Next Tuesday\" Royal Albert Side Plate","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRoyal Albert ‘C U Next Tuesday’ Side Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Side Plate is over 50 years old and has a Pink, Yellow and Green floral design on a white background with a guilt edging all round.  We have added a very rude quote, in Black, or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it. Any defects will be listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Black wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for \u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003edecoration only\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them. Do not put in the dishwasher or microwave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60199603798400,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/cunt1.jpg?v=1792854726"},{"product_id":"like-you-i-only-empty-my-sack-once-a-year-side-plate","title":"\"Like you, I Only Empty My Sack Once A Year\" Side Plate","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLike You, I only Empty My Sack Once A Year\"  Side Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Side Plate is over 30 years old and has a light green floral design on a white background with a guilt edging all round.  We have added a very rude quote, in gold, or saying, with a picture of Santa, which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it. Any defects will be listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe gold wording and graphic has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for \u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003edecoration only\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them. Do not put in the dishwasher or microwave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60199615889792,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/emptysack1_ea4143e4-dc47-4fc6-8164-003d12421f7a.jpg?v=1792855376"},{"product_id":"youve-ate-my-food-now-fuck-off-side-plate","title":"\"You've Ate My Food, Now FUCK OFF\" Side Plate","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"You've Ate My Food Now FUCK OFF\" Side Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Side Plate is over 50 years old and has a Pink, Yellow and Green floral design on a white background with a guilt edging all round.  We have added a very rude quote, in Black, or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it. Any defects will be listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Black wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for \u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003edecoration only\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them. Do not put in the dishwasher or microwave.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60199797490048,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/FO1.jpg?v=1792855731"},{"product_id":"thug-flipping-the-bird-side-plate","title":"‘Thug Flipping The Bird’ Side Plate","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e‘Thug Flipping The Bird’ Side Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Side Plate is over 50 years old and has a green floral design with a guilt edging all round.  We have added a very rude graphic in iridescent Vinyl which changes colour depending on the angel viewed and they will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe graphic has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for decoration only. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60200482570624,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/th1.jpg?v=1792856597"},{"product_id":"live-laugh-fuck-off-floral-side-plate","title":"\"Live, Laugh, FUCk Off\"’ Floral Side Plate","description":"\u003ch1 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"Live, Laugh, FUCk Off\"’ Side Plate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" align=\"center\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis lovely Side Plate is over 50 years old and has a blue floral design.  We have added a very rude quote, in Black, or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou will notice some foot marks have been made from the firing process, see picture.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCondition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Any marks or defects are listed above.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe black wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl Material.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese items are for \u003cu\u003e\u003cb\u003edecoration only\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e. A light dusting or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaging \u0026amp; Posting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will come to you securely wrapped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAll our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTimings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cu\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReturns \u0026amp; Refunds\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe accept returns.  If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense.  If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Perfect Gift","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":60210594218368,"sku":null,"price":6.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/files\/llf1.jpg?v=1792935562"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1027\/3076\/0576\/collections\/Licked3.jpg?v=1792848897","url":"https:\/\/theperfectgifthandmade.com\/collections\/side-plate.oembed","provider":"The Perfect Gift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}