Funny, Rude and Crude Ceramic Gifts

Name: ‘I Was Expecting 4 Inch, He Slipped Me A Foot Long" With A Graphic Of A Sub Sandwich Silver Coloured Salver
Brand: The Perfect Gift
Price: 24.99 GBP
Availability: OutOfStock

‘I Was Expecting 4 Inch, He Slipped Me A Foot Long" Silver Coloured Salver

The Perfect Gift for someone who needs a laugh or enjoys a joke.

This lovely Large silver is over 30 years old and has a very intricate engraving design on it. We have added a Double Entander quote, in Gold Vinyl, or saying which will shock some and make others fall apart laughing.

Our gifts are one offs and are usually made to order. Message us if you want something special making.

Condition

This item has been checked and has no chips, cracks or marks on it.

The wording has been added by our professional designers and are of a permanent vinyl material. The graphic of a subway sandwich also adorns the salver.

Care

These items are for decoration only. A light dusting, a gentle Buff or a damp cloth is all that should be used to clean them.

Packaging & Posting

All our items will come to you securely wrapped.

All our items will be sent to you via a courier and will be Tracked from the moment the item leaves our premises.

Timings

Depending on the time of day you purchase, we will probably dispatch the same day. However, we can take up to 3 days, depending on volumes.

Returns & Refunds

We accept returns. If the item was received damaged, we will refund immediately once the item has been returned to us at our expense. If you have just changed your mind, then the cost of the return is yours and once our item has been examined and is in the condition we sent it, we will refund

Made with care

Great value

Elegant design

Quality materials

This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.

We strive to process and ship all orders in a timely manner, working diligently to ensure that your items are on their way to you as soon as possible.

We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.